Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer


Rudolph the red-skinned emmet

Never wore the proper clothes

And if you ever saw him

You would even say he glows


All the locals in St. Ives town

Used to laugh and pity him

And ask have you never heard of

The risk of cancer of the skin?


Then one sunny summer's day

A doctor came to say:

Rudolph with your skin so red

Cover up or wind up dead


Then all the locals joined in

And kindly gave advice for free

Rudolph the red-skinned emmet

Be careful of the high UV


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