"Winwaloe" [Continued from Getting A Bad Report?]
30 January 2003 10:14
Re: Thoughts from rather too far up country
Well this is clearly because they can't tell talk from mutter (this could be a good line for the reporting team). To us up country folk it is clear that St Ives must be full of scandal and gossip. All those artist and poetry types, new ageists, old ageists and assorted others. Must be something there and anyway, what sort of news editor are you, do what the others do MAKE IT UP!!!!! - I can see the headlines now "Fishing boat eaten by giant squid", "Swimmer eaten by giant squid", "Naked artist reading poetry eaten by giant squid", "Pasty eaten by giant squid", "George W Bush and Phoney Blair eaten by giant squid" (now there's a thought).
Is there any truth in the rumour that St Ives seagulls are being hired by the
American Airforce as their aim is better than their pilots?, Is it true that the
waitress in the Balancing Eel will be the new Miss World (should be), Are blue
hedgehogs about to become extinct. Come on you've got no
30 January 2003 16:26
Make it up? MAKE IT UP!
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