17 March 2003 17:54
I was just looking at your last email [see Backs To The Wall] to herself, and call me Mr Picky if you like but I think a small historical inaccuracy may have crept in. I'll wager you several pints of Doom Bar and a slap-up meat tea that it was in fact George ll who led the army into battle at Dettingen. George lll was the barking one who spent a lot of time talking to trees, a trait which seems to continue among members of the royal family to this day.
I've just spotted a pun in there. Trees....barking. Brilliant.
17 March 2003 18:59
By George, I think you've got it!
I knew it had to be one of the Georges (or a Henry or an Edward). Hell, statistically that gives you 22 shots at a winning answer.
You've no idea how lucky you are to be able to have time to think about things. Maybe I should take a sabbatical from the weekly grind of SSI and see if my brain starts working again.
PS. How's it going with the orbital sander?
18 March 2003 10:25
And don't forget the odd Richard or three as well.
And a brace of Charles. And several Williams and a few Jameses. And...but enough.
I'll get an update on the sander, but I suspect it's going round and round in an uppy downy sort of way.
18 March 2003 15:23
I was speaking figuratively.
Anyway, it's all a load of monarchs to me.
PS. Remember to sand with the grain if you want a decent finish.
18 March 2003 18:35
How many monarchs comprise a load, precisely? I think we've probably got one too many as it is.
I wouldn't dream of going against the grain. There's the splinters for one thing.
18 March 2003 21:29
Just remember to give her a good coating of Cuprinol if you're thinking of taking her outside the house!
20 March 2003 09:34
I'll probably just rub in a couple of coats of Danish oil.
20 March 2003 16:38
Perhaps you should rub it into some Norwegian Wood ..... isn't it good!
20 March 2003 17:27
Too late, I've Finnished.
21 March 2003 16:11
That was Swede of you!
21 March 2003 17:33
But there's Norway I'm doing it again.
22 March 2003 08:17
Giving up so easily?
In that case you won't mind if Icelander your name all over the place.
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