Wood You Believe It?


Andrew Macdonald

17 March 2003 17:54

Wrong George.

I was just looking at your last email [see Backs To The Wall] to herself, and call me Mr Picky if you like but I think a small historical inaccuracy may have crept in.  I'll wager you several pints of Doom Bar and a slap-up meat tea that it was in fact George ll who led the army into battle at Dettingen.  George lll was the barking one who spent a lot of time talking to trees, a trait which seems to continue among members of the royal family to this day.
 
I've just spotted a pun in there.  Trees....barking.  Brilliant.

Vile Jelly

17 March 2003 18:59

By George, I think you've got it!
 
I knew it had to be one of the Georges (or a Henry or an Edward). Hell, statistically that gives you 22 shots at a winning answer.
 
You've no idea how lucky you are to be able to have time to think about things. Maybe I should take a sabbatical from the weekly grind of SSI and see if my brain starts working again.
 
PS. How's it going with the orbital sander?

Andrew Macdonald

18 March 2003 10:25

Brain?
 
And don't forget the odd Richard or three as well.
 
And a brace of Charles.  And several Williams and a few Jameses.  And...but enough.
 
I'll get an update on the sander, but I suspect it's going round and round in an uppy downy sort of way. 

Vile Jelly

18 March 2003 15:23

I was speaking figuratively.
 
Anyway, it's all a load of monarchs to me.
 
PS. Remember to sand with the grain if you want a decent finish.

Andrew Macdonald

18 March 2003 18:35

How many monarchs comprise a load, precisely?  I think we've probably got one too many as it is.
 
I wouldn't dream of going against the grain.  There's the splinters for one thing.

Vile Jelly

18 March 2003 21:29

Just remember to give her a good coating of Cuprinol if you're thinking of taking her outside the house!

Andrew Macdonald

20 March 2003 09:34

I'll probably just rub in a couple of coats of Danish oil.

Vile Jelly

20 March 2003 16:38

Danish oil?
 
Perhaps you should rub it into some Norwegian Wood ..... isn't it good!

Andrew Macdonald

20 March 2003 17:27

Too late, I've Finnished.

Vile Jelly

21 March 2003 16:11

How nice.
 
That was Swede of you!

Andrew Macdonald

21 March 2003 17:33

Thank you.
 
But there's Norway I'm doing it again.

Vile Jelly

22 March 2003 08:17

Giving up so easily?
 
In that case you won't mind if Icelander your name all over the place.

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