22 January 2002
Do me a favour.........
Next time you are supping a pint in the fine establishment that is the Sloop,
spare a thought for a miserable account executive in Buckinghamshire, who spends
the majority of her day fiddling with paper-clips, half-heartedly contemplating
suicide [Try watching 'Falling Down', that always used
to cheer Jelly up after a bad life at the office!], & dreaming
about supping a pint in the fine establishment that is the Sloop. (At the very
least it will make you feel delightfully smug). [On the
other hand, at least you've got a job which is more than can be said for some.
Lots of people love St. Ives and try living down here, usually unsuccessfully.
It's not the isolation they can't cope with, it's the abject poverty].
Yours sick with envy
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