"St? Winwaloe" [Continued from The Big Issue! ]
02 June 2003 09:18
Re: Saintly reading
Those little gold bricks with eagles stamped on them are quite cute really -
02 June 2003 15:10
Are you sure?
03 June 2003 10:10
Will see if I can find parachute and Dornier to deliver -
03 June 2003 12:58
I'll keep my eyes peeled. Can you give us a bit of warning just before you
drop it because, knowing the Shauns, they're bound to rush out and stand
directly beneath it.
03 June 2003 14:50
Do they know the eagle has landed - Forget Bolivia go for the Argentine the girls are better looking
03 June 2003 15:18
Yes, the eagle landed ..... where it was promptly eaten by a seagull!
03 June 2003 17:02
This could be a novelty for St Ives. Get up to those mines and produce gold
bars with a seagull stamped on them (if it can be eating a pasty so much the
04 June 2003 14:05
Unfortunately, there is no gold in the local mines.
05 June 2003 10:23
Well there were a few blue things about but they were gnomes - or were they? - Could it have been the reporting team in disguise? Keep a good look out for any numbers that they may write down. Actually, sitting out at a pavement cafe in Zurich did rather remind me of St Ives. Wall to wall Porches, Ferraris, Masers, and other exotic pieces. Even a rather nice 1950's Bentley S2 Continental. Now, thinking about it the driver did rather seem familiar - I am just off to check the pix of the reporting team on your website!
05 June 2003 10:50
Actually, I did find something that looked suspiciously like codes but they
had been encrypted in hedgehog, which I can't speak. I shall have to wait until
tonight when the Shauns struggle drunkenly in from the Sloop and see if I can
dupe them into giving away secrets.
05 June 2003 17:10
Shouldn't that be bristles or do you have a really funny sort of hedgehog down there?
06 June 2003 09:45
I was referring to the Shauns, you fool.
06 June 2003 09:59
Pixies will always stay out in front. This has recently been proved at a sporting competition when the power of the Cornish Pixie was clled on for extra strength and cunning. It worked! Have you looked in at the tottering eel fish and chippie recently?
06 June 2003 15:31
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