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Helen Bristol [continued from Annal Retentive? ] 12 July 2003 10:37 Re: SSI Not aerodynamic enough. Anyway, the beret and shirt I can place on the old bod, but where does the string of onions go? Is it something like a thong? Personally I prefer those tight lycra shorts, espec.................... Vile Jelly 12 July 2003 15:24
I take it your a big fan of WWF then (or whatever that American wrestling
thing calls itself now)!
PS. I think you use the string of onions to lash your opponents with when they
try to overtake you.
Helen Bristol 13 July 2003 19:49
So what do I wear on the lower half? .................oh, of course,
those tight, pink lycra shorts.
Atlernatively, I could scatter the onions on the road while I'm riding at the
head of the pelaton.
Vile Jelly 14 July 2003 09:21
Hm, that would explain why they have those sudden and spectacular pile-ups.
Betas laves on the line for an excuse, though!
Helen Bristol 14 July 2003 18:13 Betas laves, eh? Oh, I see what you mean. Vile Jelly 14 July 2003 18:37
Hoisted by my own satirical whatsits!
And it's a fair cop, too.
What can I say?
Except qwertyuiop and oops!
PS. If Le Grand Hamburger is around you might just ask him, my Latin is rusted
beyond practical use but I'm not unconvinced that dirty-minded legionnaires
might have sniggered at 'betas laves'!
Helen Bristol 15 July 2003 18:04 He say "I know nuuthing"he's too busy washing his Alfas. Vile Jelly 15 July 2003 21:36 Oh well, 'beta' washing alfas than nothing, I suppose! |
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