Helen Bristol [continued from Annal Retentive? ]
12 July 2003 10:37
Not aerodynamic enough. Anyway, the beret and shirt I can place on the old bod, but where does the string of onions go? Is it something like a thong? Personally I prefer those tight lycra shorts, espec....................
12 July 2003 15:24
I take it your a big fan of WWF then (or whatever that American wrestling thing calls itself now)!
PS. I think you use the string of onions to lash your opponents with when they try to overtake you.
13 July 2003 19:49
So what do I wear on the lower half? .................oh, of course, those tight, pink lycra shorts.
Atlernatively, I could scatter the onions on the road while I'm riding at the head of the pelaton.
14 July 2003 09:21
Hm, that would explain why they have those sudden and spectacular pile-ups.
Betas laves on the line for an excuse, though!
14 July 2003 18:13
Betas laves, eh? Oh, I see what you mean.
14 July 2003 18:37
Hoisted by my own satirical whatsits!
And it's a fair cop, too.
What can I say?
Except qwertyuiop and oops!
PS. If Le Grand Hamburger is around you might just ask him, my Latin is rusted beyond practical use but I'm not unconvinced that dirty-minded legionnaires might have sniggered at 'betas laves'!
15 July 2003 18:04
He say "I know nuuthing"he's too busy washing his Alfas.
15 July 2003 21:36
Oh well, 'beta' washing alfas than nothing, I suppose!
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