26 August 2003 16:20
Becoming more and more concerned about the drivel, dravel and banality of
your fan club. Suppose most of them are up country and suffering from the
effects of M1, M25, M4, M5, M60, M Blair, M60000000 and several dozen assorted
airports. I, of course, take the saintly stance and rise above it all. Any more
thoughts on those apples? Having retuned from a saintly rest I am delighted to
say that Doombar is available in that funny place called Devon (inhabitants seem
to think it is His own country, have put them right on this) Assume the
reportimng tam also on holiay or are they simply more pixicated than ususal? On
this matter i am thinking about breeding and training piskies for up country.
27 August 2003 08:36
I see, blame the readership.
27 August 2003 11:12
Am arranging for Piskies to have Swiss passports and therefore raise a suitable number of digets to the EU. Please listen and heed these wise words, an apple can never take over from a properly reported saint! As to chickens and eggs it is obvious which came first. Now I read that teh pasty is taking a bashing again. Why not get the RT off their backsides and get them on to this. What a crant! - NB am planning another visitation, hope the RT's don't miss this one - can you excommunicate a member of teh RT or is execution the only answer?
27 August 2003 17:53
I laugh at your swizz passports.
28 August 2003 13:05
A curse on the RT ! and it will take more than a Doombar laden wise hog to
lift it. Wanabee Saint - how dare you ? Did you not see my walk on appearance in
the Twin Towers? I was up there with the elfs (closely related to Piskies) - Now
enough of this and back to your stove fowl demon of the slave pit!!!!
28 August 2003 14:38
We don't have weather in the kitchen so who cares?
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