Bursting Their Bubble!

"St? Winwaloe"

02 September 2003 11:15

Re: Dravell

Clearly the em invasion and the recent hot weather has done little for the good of your humour and temper. However my calling forbids me to take offence so you are forgiven for your outburst. Now, what is happening down there I don't see a lot of news or views. It occurs to me that your lack of good humour could also be due to excessive hard work in the galley. You have a saintly blessing to take a holiday. Cornwall is good at this time of year!! - A Blessing on you my boy.

NB re prev emails - decided it prob is an apple and will be adding it to the Winwaloe Cornish Food label.

Vile Jelly

02 September 2003 12:04

That's the thing about unpleasant invasions, no one seems to find them very funny (apart from the perpetrators). Just ask the Poles, Czechs, etc.

The RT and I are currently hiding in bushes armed to the teeth with air rifles and catapults just in case this bloody balloon thing does take off. The image off them buzzing back and forth over St. Ives Bay as it rapidly deflates is just too good to resist!

"St? Winwaloe"

03 September 2003 09:59

Yes but at least the Poles and the Czechs didn't have hte problem of too many of America's finest shooting them. Still I suppose that may depend on the period you were thinking of. Listening to the news this morning it seems as if you have scored a direct hit. However beware that they do not spot your position as being bombed by ballast bags from a height is worse than an STI seagull attack - -

Vile Jelly

03 September 2003 10:05

Pah! We had already anticipated that. What do you think we are, sheep?

Ahem, well, anyway ..... We all hired ant suits from the fancy dress place and so are now indistinguishable from all the emmets in town. The only way they could catch us would be if they wiped out all the emmets.

It's a sacrifice we're prepared to make for the greater good of St. Ives (and besides if you're half the saint you claim to be you should have no difficulty resurrecting us!).

"St? Winwaloe"

05 September 2003 12:12

All they like sheep have gone ashtray? - Yes the old R shuffle eh. Well with a jaffle of ems to choose from there may be a problem. Of course I may just start with the Angel of St Ives and leave the rest of you out. Well I suppose I could do the RT but will anyone really notice the difference? May hold a sort of Gorsehead at Barnone cemetry and see what can be done - invitation by ticket only -

Vile Jelly

05 September 2003 15:35

Don't worry, the Reporting Team will be attending your epiphany should you ever decide to finally manifest your powers.

PS. Don't suppose you could work your miraculous powers on your spelling/grammar. I am having a hard day and comprehension of alien tongues is not high on my list of priorities!

"St? Winwaloe"

05 September 2003 17:15

Us Saints spell in mirakuloss ways - chk your local dalek

Vile Jelly

05 September 2003 22:03

I have ..... he said, 'Get on with the work' but I suppose that's what you get when you work for a dalek.

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