The Crack Of Doom!


Gill Richards

29 September 2003 13:34

but then you can't taste it and surely that some of the point. (i was going to say 'the whole' but it's not is it?!)
 
I believe you would tell a few porkies, certainly reading the other emus, i can't believe all i read. can you 'sex up' an emu, sorry email - sounds a bit dodgy that!
 
have never seen Brownies naked, thank god.
 
Ps. Nasty business, having a Jack Russel stuck in yer crack.....

Vile Jelly

29 September 2003 15:36

I've had my taste buds transplanted into my stomach to save time and effort!
 
As for pork pies, I have no editorial say on what goes on the webby. I just type what the RT tell me to.
 
PS. But surely not as eye-watering as having it probed by a Mines Rescue Team!

Gill Richards

30 September 2003 12:02

cool.
 
i have just re-read the front page of SSI. It says that all views expressed are yours. So is that a pork pie aswell? i'm sure the RT wouldn't want to take ownership of many of your waffles.
 
Ps OUCH
 
PPS is it nice down there? parents are visiting you yet AGAIN. this retirement lark really suits them!

Vile Jelly

01 October 2003 10:16

What? The little buggers must have re-typed it when I wasn't looking. I shall correct this at the next update. I don't see why I should be the only one to end up in a khaki suit with arrows motif!
 
PS. It has gone distinctly autumnal in the last couple of days. Odd flurry of sunshine but mostly grey with periods of wet and windy.

Gill Richards

02 October 2003 08:48

i thought it was more of a beige colour and why do the arrows always point up? Is it a morale thing? Arrows pointing down would make you depressed and miserable sort of thing? Cos god knows you'd be happy being locked up wouldn't you?!
You'd have to get lots of little suits made, or just draw some arrows on a box and put them all in it!
 
PS yuck. Weather says it's going to turn well cold on saturday. v. windy with a large chill factor. out come the thermals.

Vile Jelly

02 October 2003 17:16

No. I hate to sound the trumpets of controversy but it's khaki for me. Somehow 'beige' doesn't quite conjure up images of grinding servitude!
 
To be honest, I think the RT would have made a swift getaway long before they even got measured for the arrowy suits. The question is, can I persuade them (or their accomplices) to take me with them?
 
Hm ..... better buy them some more drinks!

Gill Richards

03 October 2003 08:26

ok. you're just harking back to the days when you were in the cadets, or does khaki go with your eyes?
 
i like the more drink theory..

Vile Jelly

03 October 2003 09:48

So did they, although they are looking less enthusiastic about it this morning. I shall despatch them for a refreshing swim to Godrevy, twice round the lighthouse and then back to the Sloop for first orders!

Gill Richards

03 October 2003 15:10

ooh, poor souls!! have the towels ready, they'll have to sit on them to soak up the sea water.

Vile Jelly

03 October 2003 15:29

Nonsense. They can take it cos they're tuff!
 
And they dry very quickly! (Orm just squeezes the water out and then Sonic takes them for a high speed spin around town).
 
They are now camped down the Sloop getting wet on the inside while I still have to go back to work tonight to earn their beer money. Bah!

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