Mere Dragon Fodder?


Gill Richards

06 November 2003 08:50

thought Soupie might like this!!

> God and Eve

> "God, I have a problem."
> "What's the problem, Eve?"
> "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
> all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comic snake,
> but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?"
>  "God, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
>  "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
>  "Man? What is that, God?"
> "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain;
> all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster
> and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused,
> but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way
> that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and
> will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
> won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
>  "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but what's the catch, God?"
>  "Well.....you can have him on one condition."
> "And what's that God?"
> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....
> so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first.
> And it will have to be our little secret.
>
> You know, woman to woman."

Vile Jelly

06 November 2003 13:38

Soupie had a chortle but was a tad shocked at your blasphemy .....

You got the gender right but everyone knows that god's a dragon! The bible story is just a story put about to keep the human's from freaking out!

Gill Richards

06 November 2003 14:00

"Everyones knows" !! I feel part of a huge conspiracy now!

Vile Jelly

06 November 2003 17:42

Don't worry, only dragons and the RT are in on it.

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