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Lucy T. Lobster 11 December 2003 18:30 Message
Dear Mr. Jelly,
I hope you won't think I'm being too forward. I sort of feel that I have
got to know you well enough to be less formal, so can I call you Vile?
I overherd Them talking the other day. BM said to helling that he had
had a box posted to you. I don't know wot is in it, but he did say
someting about hopping that you would like it. And ......there was
someting else......oh, yes, I rember, someting about some chimbleys.
Can't say I've a cloo wot he was on about. Maybe you will be able to
work it out.
Love and kisses to Shaun (if you don't mind) Thank you
Lucy
Vile Jelly 12 December 2003 08:57
Dear Ms. Lobster (don't want to get too informal while Shaun is around for
fear of receiving a severe hoofing!),
Please feel free to call me Vile. Everyone from the midwife onwards has.
I didn't know that BM & H knew where my lair was. They've always kept
theirs a closely guarded secret (hardly surprising with Winwaloe occasionally
loose on the Southfork/paw/ampton/wold or whatever!). Perhaps the reference to
chimbleys means that they are going to pull the Santa trick and dump a load of
instantly forgotten over-priced plastic toys down my smoke stack. Keep your
antennae peeled and see if you can catch them evilly cackling 'ho ho ho' as
they bag up their rubbish!
PS. Gave Shaun a snog on your behalf. He's all fuzzy.
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