Winwaloe

01 March 2004 13:32

Re: Guardian Angel

What would I do with two goats a day, I am just not that sort of Saint. Now, enough of this no snow in St.I nonsense. Just let me refer you to www.imagesofcornwall.com where you can view such an image. Of course, you may be so soaked in Doombar (I hear that it is now 3 pence a pint in West Penwith)that you could not recognise snow if it was clumped together in a ball and thrown at you. However, the evidence and proof is there for the looking. Behold and see if there be any snow and verily there jolly well will be - Hooray for the Saintly Saint W!!

Vile Jelly

01 March 2004 14:17

Ha! I can't believe you fell for that one. Like I said polystyrene worms (enhanced by a little digital photo-pocus).

It does not snow in St. Ives. I should know, I live here. We just put out the old 'blizzard warnings' every now and then to prevent the ems from disturbing our winter slumbers. I mean, if it did snow here, we would advertise the fact to attract them to our fantastic snowsports opportunities. As any fool who has read this webby would know, we'd just love to share these with the great unwashed so if it did snow in St. Ives we would announce the fact, wouldn't we?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must rest ..... the off-piste going was magnificent today as was the apres-ski!

Winwaloe

02 March 2004 16:14

An e to far me thinks

Vile Jelly

03 March 2004 08:33

Well, let that be a lesson to you.

No wonder nothing you say or do makes sense if you are taking Es! Stick to Jefferson Airplane and acid blotters, mate.

Winwaloe

05 March 2004 09:00

Clanard bys vyken!

Vile Jelly

05 March 2004 15:14

Can't. It's physically impossible (well, it is for me)!

Vile Jelly

03 March 2004 08:46

The Flashing (Bey)Blade

Forgot to remind you to e-mail me your result on the beyblade thingy.
 
Gill Richards and Andrew MacD have already posted intriguing results, whilst Helling is desperately trying to find any excuse to avoid the truth-ometer.
 
No cheating, boy!

Winwaloe

05 March 2004 09:02

Not unusual but you speak in riddles - have I missed something?

Vile Jelly

05 March 2004 15:15

Ever tried reading the website?

See last news bulletin - St. Ives Beyblade - click on the link and answer the questions.

Now.

Or you'll miss the deadline for this week's promulgation.

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