02 May 2002 10:09
I understand that a knitted monkey is actively seeking employment following a sudden but entirely predictable redundancy. Perhaps he could be a useful addition to the reporting team, or Reporting Team as I think they prefer to be called.
02 May 2002 20:51
Believe me we tried but we couldn't afford either the asking price or the emotional baggage!
PS. Appreciate your stunning insight into the spread of capitalism (surprised you weren't rioting in London yesterday) but I just thought it might boost their self-confidence (I'm trying to encourage then go out more and meet people) if I gave the team a bit of a build-up. After all it cost me nothing except a slight lean on the shift key to do it.
Never mind, I'm sure you know better, andrewmacdonald!
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