07 June 2004 12:47


Have discovered skin of giant bee in wardrobe - country wide infestation probable?!
Benatugana - Tereba nessa - Winwaloe   

Vile Jelly

07 June 2004 14:43

Already happened, mate.

Now I have discovered my true identity I realise that I have been prepared for this role from my earliest deformative years. Merchant Taylors School, Crosby. Nearly 400 miles from the Centre of the Universe and yet our school rugby colours? ..... Black and gold hoops.

True but strange!


07 June 2004 14:55

The Truth is out there - - We are now also seeing your true colours. Always knew you are one of those rich public school chaps who descend on the West Country each summer. Shouldn't you be at Rock? - I appreciate, of course, that you decended and stayed. It does, of course, explain why you appreiate the gamekeepers, long, gravel drives, peasant bashing and Bentleys - -

Vile Jelly

07 June 2004 15:12

Yup, gold and black but I am afraid you are a tad astray in your vituperation of my education ..... I was a scholarship boy. Great school for ed and sport but it was spirit-crushing to spend adolescence in an
environment where just about every other kid had all that money could buy. Most of the kids had cars (or access to them) when they were in  the 6th form, I didn't learn to drive until I was nearly 25.

Of course, I am familiar with the concept of shooting peasants. When you are one of the peasants being shot at you learn to study the ways of the enemy ...


07 June 2004 17:35

Ah well you can't expect brains and money - can you? Hope the new job is going well. Not sure what was behind the State of the Union Address on the website but I have found that telling it like it is is not always the most popular approach! People often find the truth a touch hard.  - Keep up the good work and don't let the Burgers get you down -

Vile Jelly

08 June 2004 08:56

Why not? I certainly didn't get the looks!

What State Of The Onion speech? True but as an Ibsenesque Enemy Of The People I feel compelled to harangue the majority for their culpable stupidity. If I wanted to be popular do you think I'd have a face like this?

Did you get a sackful of fan-mail for your oeuvre in SSI? Thought not. Thankless task isn't it?

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