A Friend In Need ...


07 May 2002 21:13

Re: Missing In Action?

Mr Kelly Sir, [None of the 'sir' ... or 'mister' ... we don't want him getting delusions of adequacy!].
Man of my word that I am, would like to invite your holiness to collect on the previously mentioned beers for your efforts in the pursuit of the said David Morgan Fisher. We will be in St Ives on Friday afternoon through to Sunday evening, (hopefully meeting with Dave on Saturday afternoon. If there is somewhere we can catch up with you, I would be delighted to discharge my obligations. (Getting pissed has now become obligation!).

Reporting Team

08 May 2002 09:51

Sloop, public bar, Friday night is your best bet. No meat draw I'm afraid but mayhap some conviviality anyway.
I'll be the ugly one with no mates lurking on the corner of the bar!
PS. Reporting Team says they'll just have a few pints of Old Sheep Dip, which they can drink or bathe in according to personal tastes!

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