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Gill Richards 02 August 2004 11:39
Well you wouldn't would you, it would be very
quiet, but there'd be no-one around to enjoy it.
Nice! you're only jealous!!!! ;-)
Vile Jelly 02 August 2004 13:48
But I'd be enjoying the peace and quiet. Especially at this time of year.
More like nauseous!
Gill Richards 02 August 2004 14:23
but you wouldn't exist to enjoy the peace and
quiet. Imagine, Cornwall as it was made to be, without humans and not so many
seagulls.....fab!
yes, I'd rather not exist is St Ives than be
in Newquay these days
Vile Jelly 03 August 2004 08:36
Aha, I see. What you're suggesting is that I should just blast everyone else
into oblivion and then life would be better. I hadn't thought of that. Now, if
I could just get hold of some WMDs ... !
That's what the residents of Nukie think as well.
Gill Richards 03 August 2004 16:40
Not quite what i meant but i like your
thinking, just let me know when you propose to do it and i can hide from the
blast and then come down and join you.
poor chaps, they could always move out, not
serve the plebs or just ban them from coming in the first place. Perhaps we
should start up a tourist bid for all the plebs to go to Penzance. It would
get them off your/their backs and plough some money into PZ.
Vile Jelly 04 August 2004 09:00
Okey-pokey. How much notice do you need before I send the mushrooms knocking
on people's doors?
We try but PZ is so close that after every high tide we just find another
thick layer of scum (or maybe layer of thick scum) deposited on the Wharf.
It's kind of like watching the Exxon Valdez hit the rocks in the next bay,
thinking 'Phew that was a near miss' and then seeing the oil slick start to
spread!
Now if we could just persuade them to go to Surrey for their traditional
annual fortnight of mindlessness and debauchery ......
Gill Richards 05 August 2004 16:48
There i was thinking you'd not replied, when
all along it was my turn, see, that's what being busy does to you. Good job
you didn't want to blow everyone up quickly!!!
A days notice will be fine, just enough for
me to shut all the windows.
They are a bit like an oil slick, go high
enough up and the mass movement will look like a swarm of ants..............
Would that be the Surrey with the fringe on
top?
Vile Jelly 06 August 2004 09:38
Still trying to split the atom. Had a few goes without much success. Obviously
need to sharpen my Globals a bit more.
Good point. You don't want all that dust and ashes making the place look
untidy. They made the mistake of leaving the windows open at Hiroshima and,
boy, you should have seen the place afterwards. It looked like a bomb had hit
it!
Don't mention the ems. They seem, by common consensus, to be worse than ever.
O for a mountain-sized can of RAID!
Yes. A lunatic fringe on top.
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