02 August 2004 11:39
Well you wouldn't would you, it would be very quiet, but there'd be no-one around to enjoy it.
Nice! you're only jealous!!!! ;-)
02 August 2004 13:48
But I'd be enjoying the peace and quiet. Especially at this time of year.
More like nauseous!
02 August 2004 14:23
but you wouldn't exist to enjoy the peace and quiet. Imagine, Cornwall as it was made to be, without humans and not so many seagulls.....fab!
yes, I'd rather not exist is St Ives than be in Newquay these days
03 August 2004 08:36
Aha, I see. What you're suggesting is that I should just blast everyone else into oblivion and then life would be better. I hadn't thought of that. Now, if I could just get hold of some WMDs ... !
That's what the residents of Nukie think as well.
03 August 2004 16:40
Not quite what i meant but i like your thinking, just let me know when you propose to do it and i can hide from the blast and then come down and join you.
poor chaps, they could always move out, not serve the plebs or just ban them from coming in the first place. Perhaps we should start up a tourist bid for all the plebs to go to Penzance. It would get them off your/their backs and plough some money into PZ.
04 August 2004 09:00
Okey-pokey. How much notice do you need before I send the mushrooms knocking on people's doors?
We try but PZ is so close that after every high tide we just find another thick layer of scum (or maybe layer of thick scum) deposited on the Wharf. It's kind of like watching the Exxon Valdez hit the rocks in the next bay, thinking 'Phew that was a near miss' and then seeing the oil slick start to spread!
Now if we could just persuade them to go to Surrey for their traditional annual fortnight of mindlessness and debauchery ......
05 August 2004 16:48
There i was thinking you'd not replied, when all along it was my turn, see, that's what being busy does to you. Good job you didn't want to blow everyone up quickly!!!
A days notice will be fine, just enough for me to shut all the windows.
They are a bit like an oil slick, go high enough up and the mass movement will look like a swarm of ants..............
Would that be the Surrey with the fringe on top?
06 August 2004 09:38
Still trying to split the atom. Had a few goes without much success. Obviously need to sharpen my Globals a bit more.
Good point. You don't want all that dust and ashes making the place look untidy. They made the mistake of leaving the windows open at Hiroshima and, boy, you should have seen the place afterwards. It looked like a bomb had hit it!
Don't mention the ems. They seem, by common consensus, to be worse than ever. O for a mountain-sized can of RAID!
Yes. A lunatic fringe on top.
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