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Gill Richards 17 August 2004 08:30
for what?
Fairy Nuff, i wouldn't want to do that much
walking to work either. Did you get those terrible storms that soaked
Boscastle? It could have swept all the ems out to see.
Vile Jelly 17 August 2004 14:53
So I can get deep into the night and start attempting to drink myself to death
before the next awful day arrives.
We should be so lucky! Just had heavy showers but unfortunately not heavy
enough to wash the town clean of the crème de la crud.
Gill Richards 17 August 2004 15:33
it won't work, you should know that by now
after all you've had enough practice and the RT have drunk enough to flood
Boscastle.
just the creme? surely you want all of the
crud to go?
Vile Jelly 17 August 2004 16:48
Nonsense. I just need to find a way to drink more and faster. Perhaps when I
get the spare mouths and arms I ordered off the internet .....
No. I meant that all the ems down here must be the crème de la crud of
the nation's supply of tourists because you have to be rich to afford St. Ives
in August (although not, apparently, rich enough to be able to afford
manners).
Gill Richards 20 August 2004 09:16
You sure you ordered the right arms? there
was something in the ad about drinking wasn't there?
Ah i see. you're right, v expensive. It seems
though that if you have lots of money you don't need manners. Many wealthy
people are rude to the 'minions' and there was a prog on tv recently about a
family who owned land in Devon i think ( i didn't watch it) entitled "
the f****n' f^^^^^^s". Lord f and his family who didn't have any money
left but did have land and a house and swore worse than the Osbournes!
Vile Jelly 20 August 2004 10:51
I hope so. Mind you, I did wonder why I spotted the ad in What WMD!
Well, what can you expect from people who live beyond the pale (well, Tamar)?
To be honest I thought everyone who came from east of Cardboard Bay spoke like
that. They certainly seem to when they are down here for the hellidays.
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