Gill Richards

06 October 2004 08:57

whatever
 
i don't intend to break the seal at all! It's flavoured with some dodgy fruit and sounds horrible. Same friend has just come back from Egypt so i dread to think what she may have brought back this time!!
 
I suppose that would make sense. (Science and what?)
 
I think it just made him look really stupid actually. That and the general disbelief from most people who heard.
 
Nah, still don't like most of it, too young i guess. It came to me on friday night as i lay in bed thinking of something i read on the emus page - L&M, i know who they are!! Don't like much of their stuff either!!! I know, what a pleb, how could i not like it, blah, blah,blah. I know they were great for their day and broke moulds etc, but i just don't like it. sorry.
 
why?

Vile Jelly

06 October 2004 14:23

Whenever.
 
Put it in the fruit punch at Crimbo and see what effect it has on your unsuspecting friends! I think they drink distilled sand in Egypt, don't they?
 
Actually, that paragraph doesn't make too much sense because for some reason chunks of it appear to be missing. Electric gremlins, mayhap, or perhaps it was god trying to get his revenge on me.
 
Well, L and H are beyond caring now (and Ringo doesn't really count), so you only have to worry about being sued by M for not liking his muzak.
 
'Cos that's what the song says. Ashley, I can't be arsed to go all the way to an armpit like Blackburn and I know that answer is 4,000 (rather small ones) anyway.

Gill Richards

06 October 2004 14:43

whoever
 
that's an idea - the 'secret' ingredient!
 
no swearing was there? perhaps the work police took them out!
 
don't care, you can't be done for not liking stuff, we'd all be poor if that was the case. oh hang on........
 
told you, stop calling me Ashley. because someone has already worked it out? sad.
 
Anyway the answer is 42. Are you listening to R4 on tuesday evenings?

Vile Jelly

07 October 2004 09:39

Wherever.
 
Better that than a coke habit. Too much of that and you can lose your nose. Just look at the Sphinx!
 
Well no, because I obviously didn't spot it at the time. I'm sure there would have been the odd 'expletive deleted' had I noticed. Work police?
 
Exactedly. And who's got all the money ..... Lord M.
 
Either L or M worked it out (not sure which one wrote it). Presumably using a slide rule, a protractor and several tabs of LSD!
 
We're still trying to define the question. So far all the RT have managed is what's 9 x 6. Chained to the carnagery in the evenings but got a video of the TV series and the books.

Gill Richards

07 October 2004 11:50

whyever
 
make your teeth rot too.
 
the people who have the job to stop emails coming in if they have the wrong words in or have pictures attached with too much 'flesh' tone. no swearing and no babies...
 
Is he a Lord or a Sir? serpently has lots of dosh.
 
and lots of bottle of coke.
 
shirley you have a radio and a recorder?! it is jolly good and Douglas Adams is in it. Mind you I am currently suffering with a cold, attacking my throat and voice as usual so when i sat down to listen to it on tuesday, i slept through the lot!!

Vile Jelly

07 October 2004 15:18

However.
 
That's probably why they snort it, to avoid it getting at their teef.
 
Not a problem I have as I only have my home kompewter. The only thing that stops me from e-mailing things is the RT when they are playing games on it when it's raining too hard to walk to the pub and they decide to stay in and consume the liquid contents of the fridge/cupboard.
 
Lost count. Probably the Duke of Earl by now.
 
But then the 4,000 small holes would be in their teef.
 
Hugh must be joking. Down here without some serious aerialwork the only thing you can get any decent reception on is Radio Terrapin and Pastie FM. Oh and the odd ship rounding Land's End. Down a few hot toadies tonight, that should quell the raging tonsils.

Gill Richards

07 October 2004 15:37

if ever
 
yers.
 
are there any contents left? considering the amount of rain that falls in the west, i'm surprised they're at the slurp as much as they are. I know SI has it's owns micro climate but that still contains plenty of the wet stuff.
 
but if they had holes in their teef they could rub the stuff on them and get a quick hit (not that i know about these things you know)
 
Like the idea of Pastie FM! Believe it or not i have Guides tonight, so i shall go and spread the cold around a bit, shout at them for making me shout at them when i have no voice and then go home and down a few (toadies) before renewing my relationship with my duvet. I have tomorrow off (tee hee) so i shall stay in the pit for as long as i can.

Vile Jelly

08 October 2004 10:02

Hayf ever
 
Not usually. Inexplicable when you consider how much time and munny I spend constantly re-stocking it. It never rains in St. Ives ..... oh, sorry, I was just reading the Emmet-Gougers Association's brochure. Well, usually only a tsunami of rain will deter them from going to the pub. I sometimes think they just use the rain as an excuse when they are feeling lazy. I wouldn't mind so much but they always turf me out of the house into the rain so they can enjoy themselves in private.
 
What? You have no holes in your teef? You lucky devil. I just had to fork out two days wages to have a busted filling fixed. Private, natch, as there is no NHS dentistry in Cornwall.
 
You wouldn't like it so much if you had to listen to it. Or the audio equivalent of watching paint dry which is Radio Terrapin.

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