Michael Barber

07 October 2004 20:59


According to the Environment Agency's new Flood Map Porthmeor Beach is liable to flooding.  Will it be impossible to insure sand castles?


Vile Jelly

08 October 2004 10:48

Fortunately, in-depth research has now revealed that the flooding problem on Porthmeor Beach goes away every eleven and a half hours!

Un-fortunately, they have yet to find a cure for the shower of shite that
covers the beach every July and August.

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