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Gill Richards 11 October 2004 13:46
nightf ever
But then you can go to the pub without them
and have a bit of peace and quiet yourself; it all works out see. You ought to
try and replenish the cupboard with soft drinks, that'd get em!!!!
I was just about to ask why it cost so much
before i remembered the news winge about no NHS in Cornshire. I had to have a
busted filling fixed not so long ago, it wasn't expensive, but then i do have
a NHS dentist, sorry. I think said dentist was pleased, i have been going
there for the last 7 years and this was the first time he got to do anything!!
I try not to listen to Radio Bristol cos of
all the thickie Bristolians who insist on ringing up and blathering about
something that is completely uninteresting. Not helped by the presenter who
asks them questions they have no idea about.
ps I would like to point out to you and
Helling that if she were the only person left on the planet that it really
wouldn't matter if she didn't understand about broadband etc because there
wouldn't be anyone else to email too. And writing a letter wouldn't help
because there wouldn't be anyone to deliver it, let alone receive it. And i
don't unnerstand about it either, Paul does it all for me.
Vile Jelly 11 October 2004 15:05
Unil ever.
That assumes it's not a day in the slave pits, in which case I just have to
sit on the doorstep getting soaked through until it is time to go back to wurk.
Tried that. Still didn't work. Either they've got a still hidden somewhere or
fizzy drinks have a different effect on cuddly peeps than they do on human
beans.
Yup, that's Radio Terrapin too. Quite why the host doesn't give most of the
callers a metaphorical slap in the face to make them get to the point is
beyond me. Still, from the bits I've had to endure it would appear that all
the ills of Cornwall and the world in general are the fault of the EU .....
which is secretly controlled by the CIA ..... which is just a front for the
Illuminati ..... who are actually the dupes of mind-controlling aliens.
Damn! Why do people never point these things out at the time? There goes a
perfectly good analogy up in smoke. No ISP's after a bio/chemo/nuko
apocalypse, eh? Bugger. No on-line gaming, then. Still, at least that means
that the phoneline won't be permanently engaged!
Gill Richards 11 October 2004 16:00
will you ever
how about a cafe, where you can sit and look
at the sea, whilst sipping coffee...
apparently, at least Mr and Mrs Dimwit seem
to think so. The fact that there dog is shi**ing on their garden
certainly isn't their fault.
And it won't be BT's fault when it won't
work!!!!!
Vile Jelly 12 October 2004 09:33
Cantil ever.
Tae, please. I'd rather sit in the caff and sip the sea and watch the coffee.
Maybe a nice hot-buttered fruity bun ..... Hang on, do I have to pay for any
of this? Bugger! Back to the doorstep then!
Of course not. It's the EU's fault. You can't even get your revenge by cruelly
mistreating uninvolved passers-by, ethinic, religious minorities or paperboys.
Bah! I'd have got away with it and had my malicious satisfaction if it hadn't
been for those meddling kids in Brussels ...
What! You mean you are flogging dodgy phonelines? I always assumed that at
those sort of prices they had to be bio/chemo/nuko apocalypse-proof. What if
Helen needs to phone for a pizza?
Gill Richards 12 October 2004 09:51
n ever
Ooh yes, a nice Darjeeling. Mmmm, lots of
butter..... probably, but it beats getting a cold, wet bum.
it's ok, Mandelson will look after it.....
!!!!!
Not me, i don't do that. No. There won't be
anyone to answer the phone let alone make the pizza.
Vile Jelly 12 October 2004 15:21
Goldenretri ever.
But I am a cold wet bum!
What, he's still in the job? Surely he must have been caught up in some
scandal by now?
I meant you collectively, not you personally. But if the phonelines aren't
bio/chemo/nuko apocalypse-proof how are we going to ring up after Armageddon
to claim our prizes that the e-mail/junk-mail has just told us we've been
specially selected to win? Do you realise that with just one well-directed
bio/chemo/nuko planet-buster bomb Osama Bin Laden could totally ruin your day.
Just imagine, you've won a guaranteed £50,000/holiday in
Hawaii/Ferrari/luxury cruise/50p Marks & Sparks voucher
but you can't get through (at £50 per nanosecond, minimum call time two years). What a bummer! |
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