Out Vile Jellies!

Andrew Macdonald

02 July 2002 22:10

Reuters, eat your heart out.

02/07/02 08:27   CORNWALL: 3 foot diameter Rhizostoma Jellyfish yesterday in St. Ives Bay
I only wish I could tell you more, but it sounds like a big mother.  I'm sure the Reporting Team have already got the interview and the pictures.  And I'm also sure that Trevor will have a recipe for it.

Reporting Team

02 July 2002 22:39

This jellyfish? It wasn't vile was it?
It's just that due to their spineless and venomous nature, the two are often mistaken!
Keep up this good work and we'll get you a job with us. 

Andrew Macdonald

03 July 2002 07:56

Quite possibly.  No doubt the Reporting Team will provide full identification in due course. [Being such a hot news item we are confident that the full story will be appearing in the local papers any year now!]

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