The Knill Recipe

To make a Knill Celebration you will require the following ingredients:-

1 Master of Ceremonies

1 Fiddler

10 Young Girls (daughters of fishermen, seamen or tinners)

2 Widows (widows of fishermen, seamen or tinners)

1 Vicar

1 Mayor

1 Customs Officer

The Knill Trustees at the Guildhall, St. Ives, Cornwall A Mayoress, a Vicar and a Customs Officer, recently.

This recipe is best served with a slavering horde of spectators:-

The crowd gathers on Worvas Hill, St. Ives, Cornwall A slavering horde, recently.

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