Your Rubbish


I do hope that regular visitors to Spooky St. Ives are enjoying the stories and pictures from quaint old St. Ives because if the New Year's Eve riots keep expanding at their current rate 2,000 years of history will soon be disappearing under a tidal wave of broken glass, vomit and urine.

And if you think that you had a hangover on New Year's Day, then you should see what we woke up with!

Before .....

 The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 1

..... and after!

 The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 2

Remember, if you tolerate this, your children will be next .....

..... in the line in hospital to have their toes sewn back on after playing on the fore beach.
 

 
The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 3

Thank you .....

 The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 4

thank you so very, very much .....
 

 

..... for leaving us all your lovely presents .....

 The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 5

..... for leaving us your lovely mess to clear up.

 The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 6
 

 
The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 7

In St. Ives, cleanliness is next to godliness.

 The aftermath of New Year's Eve in St. Ives, Cornwall 8

Don't make me laugh ..... If that was true we'd be owed about £1.7 billion after New Year's Eve.

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