Home, Sweat, Home!
With worthwhile news still a bit thin on the ground the Reporting Team have been investigating Jelly's soon-to-be new abode.
Board Out Of Their Skulls
The authorities appear to be losing the war against terrorism as they have announced that they are now considering giving in to the local youth and building some sort of skateboard park in St. Ives.
Local residents have expressed mild disappointment at this development as we were hoping that skateboarders were the only people likely to carry out a guerilla war against the bollards!
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