30 May 2003


Extremely Slimline News

Sorry, folks, but it will be news in brief briefs this week because .....

..... well, on one hand (and two feet) I walked the Coast Path yesterday from St. Ives to Cape Cornwall .....

..... and on the other hand nothing world shatteringly important has happened that absolutely needs to be reported NOW .....

..... and on the third hand (what do you mean you've only got two?), I was contractually obliged (I'm only doing this for you, you know) to attend the St. Ives Beer Festival.

Since when, inexplicably, I seem to have to succumbed to some sort of physical and mental fatigue!

I don't know why .....

The Reporting Team sent in the best they had ..... ss1.jpg (56138 bytes)
..... but, for some reason, by the time they had to hand in their report, they seemed, somehow, to have fallen from their usual journalistic standards! ss3.jpg (48239 bytes)

More about the Beer Festival soon, including the poster incident and the bleurk from Sheffield, hopefully. It was strange but it was true. 

I should know, I was there .....

..... or, at least, I think I was.

Next    Back    Home    Site Map

 
I (thatís me) own the copyright in all the content of this site (except where otherwise acknowledged). You can read it, download it, transmit it and reproduce it only for your own personal use. You are not allowed to bugger about with it. If your computer explodes as a result of accessing this site and its contents, itís nothing to do with me, mate! Copyright Vile Jelly Publications 2001-2009. All rights (and some wrongs) reserved.