"Jus Draco Nobilis, Watson". Holmes continued expansively, "Commonly known as The Soup Dragon* [see below for the results of the latest research]. An extremely rare creature who can be persuaded to mine pure soup ore in exchange for gin and tonics. Now, let us calmly explore this new discovery."
"Aiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!" I remarked as sheer terror lent me the wings to levitate back up the mine shaft. The sheer terror that naturally and spontaneously occurs when confronted by a fiercesome, fire-breathing dragon who is more than moderately miffed to find that there is a human in her soup.
"I said 'calmly'," Holmes complained. "What, pray, is calm about screaming 'aiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!'?"
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