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Live At The Nettle Bed
(Phil & Paul Downes)
Beer, Downes. Normal service
is resumed!
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The Keys Of Canterbury
All is going well in the god-bothering business until the Archbishop
spots a rather cute looking nun in the audience at one of his gigs in the
cathedral. Leaving Thomas A turning in his Bucket he ransacks the vestry
and the charity boxes in a desperate attempt to bribe his way into her
cassock.
However, she will have nun of it and refuses all his blandishments
until the Archbish cunningly fakes a heart attack. As the only qualified
first-aider the nun is forced to give him mouth-to-mouth and heart
massages! |
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Rhythm Methodist
(Phil solo)
Phil's
diet for charity clearly paid dividends!
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Drift
It's
a funny (that's funny peculiar, not funny haha) experience being stuck in
a snowdrift. If caught out in a blizzard the correct survival technique is
to burrow into the snowdrift and build yourself a little nest (don't
forget to leave an airhole!). Once safely ensconced within you end up
stuck in a blank space, cut off from the outside world, trying to avoid
hypothermia and drifting off to sleep.
In many ways, the experience is not totally dissimilar to when you are
stuck in hossy where the outside world seems like another planet and you
end up passively drifting through the days and nights, more waiting for
something NOT to happen than the other way round. ('Cept
you don't see Ray Mears doing a survival special in hospital!). |
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Bliss
(Miranda solo)
The
world's first concept album to tackle the subject of chocolate?
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And to finish on a high
note …
Are We Alright?
Better
than just alright, boys, we think you’re bloody ace!
Sit you down or stand ye up! It mattereth not but there's a drink or
twenty in for you next time you're visiting the burg.
We'll even carry Miranda's violin case for her!
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