Don't want to do it the hard way?
Rather get the glory without spilling your guts?
Well, in that case, have I got news for you.
As you have hopefully discovered St. Michael's Way is about as straight as Jeffrey Archer and as logical as a junkie on a bad acid trip!
[A deer, a female deer .....]
No, I said 'So', you deaf gits!
All you need to do ..... is [The Shake 'N' Vac]
No, no, I mean ..... consult the OS Map. A quick skeet will reveal that St. Michael's Way goes the way it does for some unfathomable reason BUT you don't have to do it all [how do Do It All do it all?]
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I'm sorry, not sure what happened there. Anyway, as I was mumbling, there is no need to do the full montezuma if you don't want to. You could just do a bit of the walk and there are shortcuts if you want to do an abbreviated version.
F'rinstance, I shall give you an example:-
The bottom line is that the whole walk, as Lord Melchett in Black Adder II observed, twists and turns ..... like a .....
..... twisty turny thing.
Point is, don't be put off by the whole of the walk (it really is easier than the walk to Zennor), a little careful map-reading can give you a short(er) and (equally) pleasant walk.
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