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[Best performed with a group of friends to give it the full Phil Spector wall o' sound treatment]
Sonic The Hedgehog was a jolly happy soul With a spikey bod and a pointy nose And two eyes as black as coal Sonic The Hedgehog is a computer game they say He was on video but the children know How he came to life one day There must have been some magic In that Sega game they found For when they plugged it in the box He began to speed around
O, Sonic The Hedgehog Was alive as he could be And the RT say he could laugh and play The same as you and me Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump Look at Sonic go Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump Over the hills of snow
Sonic The Hedgehog knew The sun was hot that day So he said, "Let's run And we'll have some fun Now before I speed away". Down to the village With Doom Bar in his hand Running here and there Round Royal Square Saying catch me if you can. He led them down the streets of town To the front door of The Sloop But he only paused a moment as He stopped for several scoops.
For Sonic The Hedgehog Had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye saying, "Don't you cry, I'll be back some day". Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump Look at Sonic go Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump Over the hills of snow
[which proves how fast he is, as the nearest snow to St. Ives was many miles away] |
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