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Helen Bristol 26 October 2002 14:23 Andrew Macdonald is feeling better
Hi VJ,
I hadn't realised how bad it was until I was reading the updated news.
But, thank you for asking, Andrew is feeling much better now. It's OK we
won't have to don the white overalls and venture into the wilds of
Lincolnshire for some time now as rellies have gone Down Under for a spot of
summer sun, cricket and other rellies. It must be nice to be a retired older
person and just take off whenever you feel like it. [Bah!
Old people don't realise how easy they have it these days. When we were young
old people really had it miserable. Now they just spend all their time
travelling, relaxing and sucking crab sarnies in the Sloop. Old people today?
They don't know they're born!].
I nearly succumbed to the S'N'V today but fought off the temptation. The
real thing not the Things females do in secret stuff. I thought that was Ann
Summers parties.
Helen
Vile Jelly 27 October 2002 13:28
I thought Andrew was behaving a bit strangely. I mean any man who defends
green, knobbly vegetables is no man at all!
I shall never think of Robin Hood in the same light again as a result of this
traumatic e-mail exchange. Every time I hear of RH and his Hommes Heureux
being clad in Lincoln Green I shall always imagine them wearing clothes
covered in sprouts!
I presume you have now retired to the cosmopolitan sophistication of Norfolk
to re-charge your batteries.
PS. The Reporting Team want to know what an Ann Summers party is. And if they
can go to one.
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