"St? Winwaloe" [see Caveat Emptor! ]
21 July 2003 13:21
Oh dear, dear, dear! - This concept of Winwaloe Momento is fine but the
products suggested are just not right for the image. May be OK for East Anglebox
but not dear old Kernow - Anyway, time you chaps realised that Cornwall is
changing with all the European money and HNW 2nd/3rd homers (not nec as in
Simpson)coming in. If, and only if, I decide to pursue this momento idea the
following are more likely Chateau Winwaloe - a red wine of great depth,
character and beauty, reflecting its creator - The St Winwaloe car mascot - made
to fit Bentley, Aston Martin and Alvis motor cars only - The St Winwaloe shirt
made of the finest sea island cotton and hand sown by the modern day equv of bal
maidens - The Winwaloe full corona, finest Kernow grown tobacy and hand rolled
on the upper thigh of Cornish maidens. May also develop the side by side
Winwaloe 12 bore for emmet control and the Barnoon cork screw. T shirts with a
picture of me on the front and the words of popular Cornish folk songs will be
the most down market item. However as they will retail for £55 a piece they
should not fall into the wrong hands. The Winwaloe picnic hamper will consist of
Ch. Winwaloe, Mead, Cider (the proper stuff not that foul, fizzy stuff)Saffron
cake, Pasty, and seagull pate - The St Winwaloe production team at
AllSaints UK Ltd will bring you new ideas as they come off the drawing board.
Tell the RT they can have commission on all they sell - Blessings
and booty upon you - W
21 July 2003 16:32
Sounds ideal. Especially as you've got a handy cheap labour source in Mrs W
and the saintlets!
22 July 2003 09:10
I know we have a Laboured Government but I think promulgation is still illegal -
22 July 2003 09:14
Oh dear, and I've been promulgating with the Reporting Team for years.
23 July 2003 16:05
Well short of a barperson or two nobody has seen the reporting team!!
24 July 2003 14:33
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