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Helen Bristol Re: thoughts from the orient 01 August 2003 16:16
Plane spotting's too dangerous..............someone might mistake me for an
enthusiast for things military. Are they all called Mark?
CM doesn't need them, he's got perfect night vision........he can find his way
up to our bedroom in the dark, nip down for a midnight snack and back upstairs
again, no probs. What he fails to understand is that we humans are a bit
averse to being woken up at 4 or 5 a.m. (when its light - we're talking
summer, here) just to be escorted downstairs to finish his midnight
snackette. BM thinks its something to do with the Troll under the stairs
which CM can't see (despite his perfect night vision) if its dark. I think
he's just being a perverse pussy.
Vile Jelly 04 August 2003 08:09
Can't fault your logic. As far as I am concerned cats are the root of all
evil.
When I've got some time (i.e. mid-November, probably) remind me to tell you
about our fleabags and the pogo sticks!
Helen Bristol 04 August 2003 17:38
T'would be a brave man who tried to fault female logic. Can't agree with
you about cats (neither does CM, but he won't get spiteful like some humans
do).
The concept of pogo-ing cats is intriguing.
PS Keep smiling..............................they'll wonder what you've put in
the chips.
Vile Jelly 04 August 2003 18:23
Well, you've heard about the mind-bending effects of acute sleep deprivation
.....
..... well, maybe if you consider that I spent much of last year being
constantly woken up by the aforementioned fleabags and pogo-sticks you will
find that SSI starts to make sense!
Helen Bristol 05 August 2003 17:45 What were they doing with their pogo sticks? Do they pogo on the bed, or in the roof-space like our soccer-loving starlings or what? SSI makes perfect sense to me without sleep deprivation so where does that put me on the sanity-scale? Vile Jelly 06 August 2003 19:02 I still have nightmares about it. |
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