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Helen Bristol 27 September 2003 18:10 Re: I Blame Bill Gates!
Now don't get me going on THAT.................... 7 days a week - full time
job, housefrau, mistress and mother ............what male of the species
manages all that and has a social life?? That's why I deservs my hols
Know all about maternity leave - these young wimmin who get themselves
pregnant and take months off. BM, not on pat. leave to the best of
my knowledge - he'd bloody well better not be......
My place as in East Angular, Chez Nous, or the NHS? Vacancies all round
no need to apply just turn up.
Moi, looking smug? perish the thought :-( just crossed another day
off the calender........................
Vile Jelly 28 September 2003 08:32
Who do you think does my cooking, cleaning and washing? Certainly not the RT,
they are always out (usually at the pub). Besides you've got it easy because
you're always telling me that BM is on some other part of the planet so all
you've got to do is lounge about in the evenings awaiting for the escort
agency to deliver!
Got to go. Feeding the effing artyfartys again. So, that's breakfast, lunch,
buffet and then dinner. What a lovely life, eh?
Helen Bristol 28 September 2003 11:27
Dream on.
PS these artyfarty do's seem to come round with alarming speed - seems like
only yesterday that you were complaining about them...........come to think of
it, it prob'ly was.
Vile Jelly 29 September 2003 09:22
Well, we had a 'bonus' one about three weeks ago.
Whatever happened to the days when they had to suffer and starve for their
art. Now, the only risks they take are those of cardiac arrest and chronic
obesity!
Helen Bristol 29 September 2003 18:20
At least its over for another year. I suppose its too much to expect
that you had a "thank you"? No, I thought not. The
food's that good is it? All fresh and wholesome and orgasmic.
What could have been a highly stressful day today, necessitating downing
a G & T or 2 to promote recovery or oblivion, turned out to be smooth
sailing so I'll have to find another excuse. I know, winding down
towards my holiday. Sorry, I know I shouldn't keep on about it but it
seems like weeks since I last had one. What's the weather doing down there,
I can't make up my mind what to pack and the truck has only limited luggage
space, perhaps just 10 pairs of shoes, oh, decisions, decisions.
PS msut away now as BM will be back soon and I can't have him thinking I spend
all my spare time chatting to you.
PPS CM is getting insistent that its his teatime
Vile Jelly 30 September 2003 09:05
How about you needed them to recover from the shock of things not going
completely prune-shaped?
Weather is changeable at the mo. Sort of sunny/cloudy/dry/rainy/warm/cool at
random intervals of half an hour or less. Suggest you pack everything just in
case. You could stash the excess baggage in BM's tanker!
PS. I bought the parents' cats an electric tin opener to get round the
food-pestering prob.
Helen Bristol 30 September 2003 18:34
CM can't even manage a knife and fork so doubt he'd cope with any electronic
gizmos.
I knew I'd probably have to pack the spring/summer/autumn/winter collections.
I'm too brain-dead to make any rational decisions tonight, roll on 4.30
tomorrow afternoon - I won't care then what happens in Lowstoff (not true - I
will, I just won't do anything about it.) Think we might need a trailer.
PS What with the polythene curtain draped around the stairs CM is now
positive there IS a Troll camping under there
Vile Jelly 01 October 2003 10:22
But leccy tin-openers are easier to operate than manual tools.
OK. How about:
COMING SOON TO A ST. IVES NEAR YOU
BIG MAC & HELLING
in
FOR DOOM THE BELL TOLLS
PS. Eh? What polythene curtain? What stairs?
Helen Bristol 01 October 2003 17:50
Shouldn't that read "For Doom the Belle Tolls"?
Oh, that's the latest in builder chic. The stairwell is artfully draped
to give the effect of looking through a large dirty window. At the foot
of the stairs it is tastefully draped to one side to allow access to the first
floor. Because of the buildibg /painting works the doors and windows
have been left open so the whole curtain wafts in the through-draught.
PS we used to use a firemans pole (you will remember BM's penchant for the
fire service) but it was a bit hard on my back and other bits so we splashed
out and had a staircase installed.
Vile Jelly 02 October 2003 17:09
Ah well, in that case tell CM not to worry, I'm sure that there isn't a troll
under there .....
..... on the other hand, given Orm's penchant for sturdy stairposts maybe he
should worry!
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