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Gill Richards 15 October 2003 10:36
Just been off with the lurgy that's spreading
around the country. A good hacking cough that keeps everyone away from you.
Probably a good job you're drinking lots,
it'll keep the germs away. Nice to have a few days off though.
Vile Jelly 15 October 2003 15:26
Actually, it all went a bit prune-shaped.
Must be a different form of the lurgy down here because it manifests itself as
a mildish but persistent gut bug. At first I thought it was just
overindulgence but others have had similar attacks.
So, much for keeping the germs away. Obviously I should have drunk more!
Gill Richards 15 October 2003 15:33
ooh. i don't want that one. At least with a
cold you can go places. Gut bugs tend to have you hovering near wcs.
Dare i ask what went prune shaped? Was it
that you were called in to work or that you were ill?
Vile Jelly 15 October 2003 18:15
Oh, it was the ill thing. As you have so perspicaciously pointed out there are
few things you can do when you are working around a dose of the thr'penny bits
other than put extra bog rolls in the fridge!
The worst thing was that Big Mac and Helling were down last week. We did meet
up one evening but, thereafter I was unfit for human conversation. I will
apologise to them when they get home from their continuing
expedition. It's the same old story, you wait all season for someone worth
talking to and then .....
Ah, the good lord, he does move in mysterious ways ..... but I can't see me
going out of my way to worship him (especially if the church doesn't have
toilet facilities!).
Gill Richards 16 October 2003 12:46
I expect you're better now though. Now that
decent human company has gone and you have to go back to work. Someone has a
sick sense of humour, i had my cold over an extended weekend. I took two days
off though to make up for it!
There was an article on the local gnus a
while ago about a church without a toilet and the congregation had to go
behind a grave stone! Presumably one who's relatives had moved away cos no-one
was whinging about their granddad's grave being peed on.
Vile Jelly 16 October 2003 16:36
Well, put it this way, I don't imagine I'll be making any effort to worship
god in the foreseeable future.
PS. Did the congregation go en masse or just form an orderly queue. If the
latter, I'd have hated to be the last in line!
Gill Richards 17 October 2003 11:12
don't blame you.
i'm not sure, they didn't go into too much
detail. Neither i should imagine cos then there wouldn't be a service. The
vicar would have to out too and get them praying (for an indoor toilet no
doubt) whilst they waited
Vile Jelly 17 October 2003 16:48
Dearly beloved, now that we are gathered here in the sight of god .....
..... let us pee!
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