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Winwaloe 18 November 2003 09:56 Gravy train to Spain What's this about a St Ives lifestyle? I know about you rich seaside
merchants as I've seen the programmes on the TV. You are now all packing your
Gucci suitcases ready to jet off from Newquay to Marbella and other such havens
of the rich and feckless. Swapping Cornish pasties for langoustines you will
soon be dunking your chips in the vintage Boly . I suppose the only
advantage is that you will leave the most beautiful part of this country to
those who really appreciate it. Saintly Travel Ltd will await your
departure and then organise the annual trip to Belerion. Look out for
chariots of fire from the true Gwythyas Howlsedhas!!!! Don't forget your
ecu's Vile Jelly 19 November 2003 10:45 So, you are finally exposed as an emmet. I'd always suspected it but thought,
in fairness to the readership, I'd wait for your own words to condemn you. Winwaloe 19 November 2003 17:06 Well as the Saintly Cell is outside of Cornwall I have to be an emmet don't I
? Had this conversation a week or so ago with two friends one who comes from
Padstow area the other from Falmouth area but now both in the "Home
Counties" or President Bush-Blair land as we call it. They too were
wondering if they are now emms? Does an incomer cease being an em as soon as
he/she has crossed the Tamar to live or will they always be an em? Do Cornish
born and bred become ems as soon as they go up country - what is your opinion? -
- Would prefer to come down in the Bentley or the Aston as there is not really
much need to go off road in St Ives. Purdey's packed with the Holland &
Holland's and will try to bring down some Tattinger Blanc de Blanc to educate
your poor peasant palates.Now back to the em situ no Cornish Saint was actually
born in Cornwall so i suppose we are all emmets. Buy again, where does an emmet
start. If person "A" moves down from Halifax do they become a
non-emmet as soon as they have bought a house in Cornwall or does it take
years/generations for them to be a non-em? Is a person from penzance who now
lives up country an emm when they return? This Vile Jelly 20 November 2003 10:59 As far as I am aware the 'official' definition of emmet is anyone not born in
Cornwall. You can live for a 1,000 years but if you weren't born in the county
then it's tough tits, you're an emmet. Conversely, even if the only time you
spent in Cornwall was being born there you are, ipso facto, Cornish and
therefore not an emmet. Winwaloe 21 November 2003 08:56 Competition is too easy got it straight away but a Saint would of course. Re
the work situation that quite rightly bugs you. I assume you made the decision
to move to St Ives and gain what employment available Vile Jelly 21 November 2003 09:44 Your care and concern is duly noted. Winwaloe 21 November 2003 11:47 Good luck with the job search and I hope all goes well. I do understand the situation as just before the first Gulf War I had a company that worked exclusively with clients in the Middle East. Business disappeared with the first rocket and I spent a lot of my own money trying to pay my 4 employees, Eventually, on the advice of my bank manager, I gave up!! - But it cost me many thousands of pounds and then I had to go and get a new job. As a company director the "dole" people take the view that you have made so much money you don't need a pay out so that also adds to life's fun. Good luck with the job search and I hope it goes well for you. Now, back to keeping us all amused please!! Vile Jelly 21 November 2003 17:11 Can't. I'm feeling funny (peculiar) not funny (ha ha). |
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