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Gill Richards 15 January 2004 13:50 WORDS thought you might appreciate these. The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to
supply alternate meanings for various words. These are the Vile Jelly 16 January 2004 19:09 I did. Have you got the 2003 results yet? Gill Richards 19 January 2004 11:03 oh no. we'll get those next year! Vile Jelly 20 January 2004 09:39 But it's 2004 already, why do they need so long to promulgate the winners? The St. Ives Times & Echo has already promulgated the winners of the 2003 Crimbo and New Year competitions and crossword. Gill Richards 20 January 2004 13:21 I don't know, i just get get sent emails to break up the tedium of the day. i don't know where they started and why it takes over a year to arrive. Whoever arranges it obviously isn't as efficient as the St Ives Times and Echo staff. Vile Jelly 20 January 2004 15:27 So, you have an anonymous e-mail admirer, eh? Hit the reply icon and send
them a virus. Wait to see who shrieks in outrage and that should flush them out. Gill Richards 20 January 2004 15:31 I know who sent it, she got it from Australia. I wouldn't send her a virus
that wouldn't be very nice. Vile Jelly 21 January 2004 09:44 Blimey, no wonder the news from George Washington's post took so long to
reach you if the postman delivered it to Australia first. Gill Richards 21 January 2004 11:35 Yes 'tis. I presume you won't be drinking XXXX..... Vile Jelly 22 January 2004 09:29 No, but I imagine I will be passing it later if I have a few pints of Doom! Gill Richards 22 January 2004 09:37 Ha! Vile Jelly 23 January 2004 10:16 Perhaps they evolve there. Maybe they start off being dumb enough to want to go there and gradually become smart enough to want to leave. Gill Richards 23 January 2004 12:54
it's a distinct possibility
Vile Jelly 23 January 2004 15:12 Of course, the existence of Aussie TV soaps would argue that they are even less evolved than the Constipation Street/Beast Benders/etc. neanderthals in this country. |
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