26 April 2004 13:10
Vile is back, back back, vile is back, back, back
So you are back then. I thought that this time the Knockers had got you and
that you would be in the Belerion version of Azkaban for good. I suppose you
have read the Northern Lights and used the magic knife
26 April 2004 14:04
Me? Hell, no! Who told you that?
27 April 2004 10:13
Don't you ever read the news on your website?
27 April 2004 14:24
Of course not, I just speed-type the fings wot the Reporting Team writ.
28 April 2004 14:57
I mean the lovely lady who likes boarders and has such a wonderful vocab. Of
course I read the website, it's much more interesting than the emails as only
mine seem to make any sense at all - How's the hole in the
28 April 2004 17:45
Oh, she's still around. I've been trying to encourage her to move to your
neck of the woods. Sorry, but it was you or the Reporting team and as a
responsible foster-parent ..... !
30 April 2004 13:52
Well not so much game keepers, The advantage of being of a Saintly nature is that the heavenly bodies look after you and guard you from, well, just about anything really. Mind you, the otherside applies as well of course and it does limit one's ability to sow and harvest. Did you know that great, adopted, Cornishman R S Hawker devised the Harvest Festival as we know it today? According to my Cornish Almanac you should be out gathering leaves of Elder today so I hope you have sent the RT out to do so, it would, at least, give them a task of some use. Equally I expect you to raise a glass on May6th and hope for a reincarnation of the facts; that will see the end of Blair (not the witch variety although if the RT get in the Elder that can also be accomplished). Re your rambling on the ems situ. In one of my books, I think by DvB there is a letter written about the Cornish by an artist or writer (or similar) it is rather funny. When I can find it I will direct you that way. Glad you are back but do suugest you stay away from the naughty Piskie website, the pix will always find you out - - Long Live the King (last seen up Zennor way) -
30 April 2004 15:17
I didn't know tins of Heinz Baked Beans had been invented in Mr. Hurricane's
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