07 July 2003 14:34
Re: Beware the Arms of Saints
Head saint, Chef and Droll Teller - long live the goats and border collies!!
07 July 2003 16:09
Don't mention the border!
08 July 2003 09:07
Long live the Saintly Republic of Kernow!!! - I know the ideal Saint for President, I will elect myself immediately
08 July 2003 18:30
OK, but just make sure that your 'advisors' know how to count those CHADs!
09 July 2003 09:22
Well they will know how to count surf boards and wine bottles, does that help? -
09 July 2003 16:24
It'll do for a start, I suppose.
10 July 2003 08:46
Now is that pray or prey? - I will elect my self in what ever style I happen to choose on election day. I will however, go in on a be kind to seagulls, piskies and pasties ticket and fight unwarranted corruption a sort of Saints against effluent type campaign. I will need a Minister of everything you can think of and you may like to volunteer. I will also appoint a Minister of entertainment but I have someone in mind for that. May also want a Foreign Secretary to deal with the unfortunates from East Anglish and Porridge Land!! - Well must away to do more good works!!
10 July 2003 09:14
Oooh, bags be the Minister for Disinformation.
10 July 2003 15:10
It's the intellignece bit that worries me!!
10 July 2003 18:03
That's why I thought the Shauns would be ideal for it.
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