Creating A Dangerous President!

"St? Winwaloe"

07 July 2003 14:34

Re: Beware the Arms of Saints

Head saint, Chef and Droll Teller - long live the goats and border collies!!

Vile Jelly

07 July 2003 16:09

Don't mention the border!

We're still surreptitiously trying to create a perforated line along the Tamar so we can sneakily detach ourselves from the UK.

"St? Winwaloe"

08 July 2003 09:07

Long live the Saintly Republic of Kernow!!! - I know the ideal Saint for President, I will elect myself immediately

Vile Jelly

08 July 2003 18:30

OK, but just make sure that your 'advisors' know how to count those CHADs!

"St? Winwaloe"

09 July 2003 09:22

Well they will know how to count surf boards and wine bottles, does that help? -

Vile Jelly

09 July 2003 16:24

It'll do for a start, I suppose.

Tell us, do pray, will you elect yourself President Mugabe or Bush style?

"St? Winwaloe"

10 July 2003 08:46

Now is that pray or prey?  - I will elect my self in what ever style I happen to choose on election day. I will however, go in on a be kind to seagulls, piskies and pasties ticket and fight unwarranted corruption a sort of Saints against effluent type campaign. I will need a Minister of everything you can think of and you may like to volunteer. I will also appoint a Minister of entertainment but I have someone in mind for that. May also want a Foreign Secretary to deal with the unfortunates from East Anglish and Porridge Land!! - Well must away to do more good works!!

Vile Jelly

10 July 2003 09:14

Oooh, bags be the Minister for Disinformation.

I could use my barely honed internet skills to direct emmets over cliffs and down mineshafts, while the Reporting Team direct the Chosen to the Land of Beer and Good Cheer.

And we could put the Shauns in charge of the secret 'intelligence' services. They'd have no problems compiling a dossier showing that the UK is capable of launching emmets of mass destruction within 45 minutes unless Cornish Coalition forces go in and seize control of the A30, A38 and the Tamar rail bridge!

"St? Winwaloe"

10 July 2003 15:10

It's the intellignece bit that worries me!!

Vile Jelly

10 July 2003 18:03

That's why I thought the Shauns would be ideal for it.

After all, at least when you get stitched up you will know it's because they don't know any better.

What's tony and al's excuse?

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