Puss In (Car)Boots?

Janet Bentley

08 August 2003 13:54

So what have you got against cats then Mr Jelly?

Are you the reason that there seemed to be a lot fewer cats in the downlong when we visited last month? St Ives needs its cats so that I have something to fuss when I'm on holiday and missing my own cats.

Perhaps I could pet the reporting team next time I'm on holiday?

Melting in the University slave pits

Vile Jelly

09 August 2003 17:53

I think the emmets either ran them over in their beemers and Chelsea tractors. Either that or they ate them because they couldn't find anywhere to eat in Hellsville.
Kitchen hasn't been much fun either.

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