Helen Bristol

01 March 2004 18:01

New address

Please note my new email address

Vile Jelly

02 March 2004 08:47

Curses. I hadn't even finished selling your old e-mail address to the hackers and spammers!

Helen Bristol

02 March 2004 18:44

Kind of you to try to rectify my lack of spam etc.  Always thought you are a sensative and thoughtful person.

Vile Jelly

03 March 2004 08:35

Totally correct.
 
Apart from the sensitive ..... the thoughtful ..... and, come to think of it, the person!

Helen Bristol

03 March 2004 18:29

OK - how does selfish, egocentric, vileness sound?  Nearer the mark?

Vile Jelly

03 March 2004 19:23

Right, right, right and how did you know what one of my middle names was?

Helen Bristol

03 March 2004 19:33

Oh, that's just female intuition. I intuit about lots of things.

Vile Jelly

04 March 2004 08:18

I did try that once but I just couldn't get into it!

Helen Bristol

04 March 2004 17:52

Where's your Percy Veerance? You can find your female side if you try.

Vile Jelly

05 March 2004 08:52

Well, I thought it best not to get over-ambitious. At present I am still trying to locate my human side!

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