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Helen Bristol 01 November 2004 18:06 Re: Last week's promulgation
Soupie, dearest,
How lovely to hear from you. So the S*********** are overflowing?
Why doesn't he use a disused tin mine? In hundreds of years time
archeologists will imagine that some terrible mining disaster befell them.
I expect you're very busy now preparing for the crimbo festivities. I
must confess to have given them the odd passing thought, as in
"it'll all be over in 8 weeks"
Now, are the RT behaving themselves? Not too many highjinks last night I hope.
I didn't see it for myself, but heard that the centre of town here looked like
VJ's kitchen on a very bad day - eggs and flour everywhere. Why, oh why
do people have to copy all these awful american "celebrations"?
Talking of kitchens, I'm afraid I must go now and feed the lads.
The Soup Dragon 01 November 2004 18:42
Hellin' darlin', c'est moi, La Soupie.
Sadly the tin mines are all full. You have no conception (or have you got
sprogs as well as BM? VJ is so, oh what's the phrase ..... utterly useless,
that's it, ..... as a source of information. Anyway, I digress ...) as to how
many ems there are. That's why they are called emmets. You kill a few million
of them one day and there they are crawling all over your fridge the
next.
I, personally in my capacity as myself, am not preparing for Crimbo. I tend to
find that it happens without any need for assistance from me and so I just let
it happen. I do believe, however that VJ is preparing for Christmas because I
just saw him sellotaping a hosepipe to his car exhaust and putting the other
end of it through the driver's window. I think I might pop out and see what
he's up to because he has been in the car for ages now and he hasn't so much
as let the handbrake off.
The boys were quite well behaved on Halloween. The Shauns went out and savaged
a few humans but they do that most nights (they are Vicious Killer Sheep,
after all, and one should not tamper with nature). I also believe that a few
terrified local residents were traumatised by the return of Sonicula, 'Hog of
Darkness. Generally, though, we all chilled out. It was either that or worry
about what we are going to do when it's time for us to put VJ in an Old
Jellies' Home.
Helen Bristol 02 November 2004 19:13
'La Soupie' sounds soooo glamourous. Could I be 'La Belle Helene'? La
Belle Helling doesn't have quitethe same ring.
I don't think it's that he's useless really. Typical bloke doesn't ask
the right questions in the first place. I didn't quite understand your
digression, though. Was that do I have sprogs as well as BM having
sprogs? or were you counting BM as one of mine? Either way the
answer is yes.
Knowing his planning aforethought he'll leave the other window open so I
wouldn't worry too much, just make sure you know where he's stashed the rest
of your g&t.
Hmmm. 40. Have to start thinking (ahead) for him.
Downhill from now on - except for us gals. Pity the blokes not having HRT.
The Soup Dragon? 03 November 2004 11:21
Worse still you might get contracted to La Belling and then people would try
to cook things in you.
Really? You could have fooled all of us .... I was referring to the lack of
conception which obviously couldn't possibly apply to someone who had podded
sprogs!
Well, he's still in there and he still hasn't moved. The car was about to conk
out yesterday but the Shauns thoughtfully galloped up the road to get some
more petrol and refilled the tank. I had to stay behind and guard the g&t
silos, natch.
HRT? The Shauns thought that was a member of the royal family. The Sonics say
they don't understand it all. Wimmin spend the first 40 years of their lives
behaving badly and blaming it on the hormones and then, just when they can
finally settle down and get on with being a functional member of society, they
try to replace the hormones so they can behave badly all over again!
Helen Bristol 03 November 2004 18:11
I don't really think this is from Soupie. Is it Shaun pretending to be
her?
Anyway who wants to be a functional member of society. VJ is managing very
well to avoid it! or so he claims. I've decided I'd rather be a mermaid. Nothing
at all to do with the alleged antics of W. Obviously I'd have to grow my hair
again. I was blissfuly pain-free in the pool last night.
Orm 03 November 2004 19:33
Ha! Fooled you it is I, Orm. Giftig was out taking the (literally) nippers for
a slither. Couldn't resist the wind up and, anyway, you could at least give me
a bit of credit for my efforts. Have you any idea how long it takes to type an
e-mu when you are an 8ft long boa constrictor with no appendages?
What like that actress from yesteryear, Ethel Mermaid? I can just visualise
you and your fellow aquanautesses performing a Busby Berkely moment in the
Bayou Community Swimming Pool!
Helen Bristol 04 November 2004 18:41
See, I knew it wasn't Soupie. Orm, I had no idea you were
multi-talented. Not just an interogator - a stenographer as well.
I knew the style was - um - different.
Xactly. So few of us turn out these dark evenings that I was forced to do a
solo synchronised routine. It was most exhillarating. Mock ye not.
I can vaguely remember some of the gels at skool doing an aquatic Busby
Berkely at a swimming gala, but that was a very long time ago.
Orm 05 November 2004 10:33
Well, I like to vary my activities to prevent my usual job from becoming too
constricting. I am thinking of trying acting next. I was reading a play
by that famous rockabilly performer Shakin' Speares and there's a part in
Hamlet that's just made for me ..... Ophidia.
If you were doing your BB performance on your own how could you tell whether
or not you were in synch?
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