Joy McEldowney

03 December 2004 04:11

Can you put up with an Australian sense of humour? Ummm? Have a good Christmas anyway!..Joy McEldowney


According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both   male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male  
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late  November to mid-December.   Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man 
 in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Vile Jelly

03 December 2004 09:32

Actually, I have my suspicions that Santa is really a woman as well. (Those whiskers look so fake, don't they?).
I mean Santa couldn't be a bloke because everyone knows that blokes spend all of Crimbo Eve down the pub, not working!

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