Danger! Long Load.

Liz Ringrose

31 May 2002 16:39

Above and beyond the call of duty

Dear Mr Kelly [Please, call him Vile!]

Thank you for taking the time to send me the Open Gardens programme. While it was loading I had time to get Alan Titchmarsh in and landscape my own plot [Don't blame us, it's not our fault Jelly can't afford modern technology for our website]. We're heading west very soon and, while I'm not in the library researching 60's St Ives, I'll be admiring everyone's weigelas [Can't you get arrested for doing that?].

Thanks again.


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