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Helen Bristol 31 October 2004 11:34 Re: Hello again Too squat and lumpy to be the former, so I guess LOTR. Thinking back I can where JRRT got his inspiration. Vile Jelly 01 November 2004 10:40 That's no way to talk about me (even though it's true). Interesting second sentence ..... Star Wars like Yoda in talking are you! Helen Bristol 01 November 2004 17:56
Any way is better than being ignored. You were supposed to fill in the
missing word.
How's the headache? Did you have a good burpday bash?
Vile Jelly 01 November 2004 18:42
Sorry, I thought you were just using an old jedi mind trick on me.
What headache? What head? The cerebrellations were excessively uninadequate. I
think a good time was had by all but I was beyond paying attention most of the
time. Maybe I got lucky and died and just haven't realised it yet. Consulting
with what's left of my mind/body, all three of us think we've died and gone to
hell.
PS. Did you know that the smell-checker actually recognised 'jedi' as a real
word but wants me to use a capital J. Is that
weirdlystrangelybizarrelyominously sinister or what?
Helen Bristol 02 November 2004 19:15
The older you get the longer your mind/body/whatever takes to recover.
PS No. Its americanian
Vile Jelly 03 November 2004 11:21
But it should be perfectly preserved by now after all that pickling.
PS. Perhaps I could sell out to the dark side of the force and become Vile
Jedi!
Helen Bristol 03 November 2004 18:12
Too true.
Thought you had, or is that just a vile rumour?
Vile Jelly 03 November 2004 19:33
Or insufficiently false, at least.
Well, my nephew (who is a big SW fan) has taken to referring to me as Darth
Paul. As you know, I've got the demonic head and complexion just about right
but I still keep lopping extraneous bits of myself off trying to get the hang
of the double-bladed lightsabre. (A classic bit of bad design, so bad it must
be an award-winning British design. I mean, the whole point (fnar, fnar) of
weapons such as swords, spears, guns, nuclear bombs, etc. is that they work
best when they have a safe end which you hold on to and a dangerous end
which you point at the enemy!).
Helen Bristol 04 November 2004 18:36 I'm afraid I never really got into SW. I've heard about it from the sprogs and I think I might have watched some of one of them on TV but can't be sure. So forgive me if your allusions pass over my head. As for nasty, pointy, sharp, terminating things - well I won't bore you with my views about them again. Vile Jelly 05 November 2004 10:32
That's almost blasphemy in some circles. Fortunately, as the truly enlightened
know, a lack of knowledge of Ars Warts can be passed over so long as one
follows the righteous path of Star Trek.
Make it so!
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