Happy Burpday.

 

I see I seem to have missed the festibrations.  Obviously the invitation got lost in the post.

 

Still, never mind - I shall raise a glass of Mr Chimbly's 5X, at least as far as my lips.

 

Hope a good time was had by all.

 

Anyway, must go and check the chainsaw in case anyone comes round trick or treating.  Never let it be said we don't enter into the spirit of things.

Au contraire. Feeling very withered this morning.

 

Invite must have gone the same way as the card and pressie you sent me. No doubt somewhere in Milton Keynes there is a post office employee p****d out of his head on Chimbley's ales asking for directions to St. Ives.

  

Now, if you'll excuse, I'm just going to lie in a darkened room and try to expire.