17 September 2004


Thought For The Week

Va my voir ny s'reaie na'n moddey ec my charrey.

[My mother was merrier than my friend's dog.]

Bugger,

It was a dark and stormy night last week and in the laboratory I was experimenting with some techno doo-dah on my computer, decided it wasn't working and reverted to the back-up I'd saved.

Trubble is, this erased the new version of SSI which had this week's bulletin on it and replaced it with the old version ... which didn't.

So, I've lost this week's news bulletin.

Bugger,

And the Reporting Team say they're not writing another one for me.

And Thrice Bugger!

Furthermore, they have all gone to the pub and I have got to go back to the slave pits.

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