A Shock To The Digestive System?

Maeve Russet Hawthorne

28 July 2003 22:50

Re: feckin potato rompers

bannockburrrrn   I've been there. just realised where they get the name frrrrom.. SCOts! and i have wept athe well of the dead.. in that fateful field..

yes.. folks are tedioused out by the furriners   mosty the Germanics. wearing brand new Akubra stetson hats.. and the regulation knife on the new belts...also  hemingway safari jackets with rifle buttt shoulder pads and shell strips.. eek...meanwhile they all come in here to the pizza rest. for internet... stay away from bannocks as they will clog up you know what!.. unless you add currents. love ya... M

Vile Jelly

29 July 2003 10:05

What electric currents?
Now that would be an interesting alternative to the Atkins Diet. Stodgy cakes and ECT! My eyes are watering just thinking about it.
PS. Couldn't you persuade the Furriners that wearing moose hide and antlers is all the rage these days. That way there's a good chance they'll get potted by squads of yanks exercising their right to carry large amounts of weaponry and pursue life, liberty and the extinction of everything else!

Maeve Russet Hawthorne

31 July 2003 20:00

think of it... the stray dogs in town would be after their fat little bums for bytes. see ya.. M

Vile Jelly

31 July 2003 22:07

Don't mention Straw Dogs down here, the people in St. Buryan still get upset about it!
Oh sorry, 'stray dogs'. After a 12 hour shift my eyesight tends to fail (as does my will to live).

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