10 November 2003 09:12
RE: a sting on the tail
Laughing out Loud - make your own mind up.
10 November 2003 09:43
Everybody (who's anybody) knows that brassicas are the work of Satan and have
contributed more to children's misery and suffering than homework, the catholic
church and Blue Peter combined!
10 November 2003 09:48
10 November 2003 15:07
Funnily enough, I've just been discussing Gone With The Wind with Helling!
10 November 2003 15:46
har har har.
11 November 2003 09:11
Oh, a la Shrodinger, we only deal in theoretical cats. Real ones are so
difficult to train up to perform the experiments!
11 November 2003 10:06
That's good then. And real ones also stick their claws in so they don't fly
11 November 2003 15:30
Well, I'm not sure as it is the fleabags not I who leave the fur deposits.
All I know is that the Shauns' black bits are particularly vulnerable to orange
cat fluff and on several occasions after a few feline felonies I have had to
resort to the sellotape trick to buff them up.
12 November 2003 13:02
Ah yes, an activity i am well acquainted with, we go through boxes of the
12 November 2003 15:10
I did but they turned blue and started having deluded fantasies about being
12 November 2003 15:26
I'd rather not, brings me out in a rash.
12 November 2003 16:31
I should be so lucky.
13 November 2003 10:02
I'm guessing the pit is a bit quieter now that the great unwashed have left.
Not quite as much chance of chopping your fingers off in the whirl of knives.
13 November 2003 10:19
Actually, no chance of chopping my fingers off now.
13 November 2003 10:38
why? are you on holiday, sick leave or been laid off?
13 November 2003 14:31
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