Of Mac And Mackerel

"St? Winwaloe"

10 November 2003 11:40

The main issue is that the Saintly fingers fly across the keyboard at Saintly speed but accuracy still leaves a little to be desired.

An extremely Woosterish friend makes the point that an unnatural interest in spelling and grammar is the domain of the middle classes. The peasants have no interest or knowledge and a gentleman considers the whole thing somewhat beneath him. As the Saintly self is a gentleman I can, therefore, ignore all such triviality.

Anyway, when the Saintly self reads the gratuitous gibberish of your other correspondents I really cannot see how Andrew MacMoan dare complain!!! Get thee hence to the fens and marshes and stay there up to your neck!!
Benatugana - Tereba nessa - Winwaloe   

Vile Jelly

10 November 2003 15:12

Well, that explains the spelling but why do your e-mails come in that irritating half-column format? The amount of time I have to spend re-formatting your electric mails when I promulgate them on SSI induces some very un-saintly thoughts!

PS. Never mind waving bell, book and candle at Big Mac, come clean and admit what you were doing with those mackerel up your cassock!

"St? Winwaloe"

10 November 2003 17:01

I can shed no light on the half col as I don't often send myself emails. I will investigate. They were not mackerel but merrymaids - keep it a secret!!

Vile Jelly

11 November 2003 09:14

I will.

I'll put it on SSI. No one will ever find it there!

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