Janet Bentley

09 June 2004 13:49

All is revealed!

Dear Mr Jelly,
                How nice to see a piccie of you at last! I also have a cornish rugby shirt, it helps me blend in with the locals on my visits to Cornwallshire. I would hate to be singled out as an emmet! Sorry to see that Trelawney's Army didn't get to the county finals this year. Glad to hear that you have joined the wage slaves again. Being broke soon loses it's novelty value!


Vile Jelly

09 June 2004 14:50

Well, that's the first time I've heard the phrases nice and piccy of me in the same sentence.
I also find the shirts help me gather honey for my breakfast toast (and for the RT to make into homebrew mead!). Yes, the rugger was a bit of a bugger. To go out to ***** [the dark side of the Tamar] was more than even Richard could bear!
Yes, I've hauled myself up from the soup kitchen to the (mouldy out-of-date) breadline. Makes all the effort seem worthwhile.

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